Farm Fun Aficionado Mugs

Moo like a Pirate Day

Easter Bunny Lays an Egg.

Folks leaving ONE COW RANCH: 'It's not a cow. it's a steer.'

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

An early space launch attempt.

Cow of BEEF

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Free Range Employees.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'Can he come out and play?'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

I've located your problem, luv!

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."