Farm Fun Mugs

Cow First Moo-lert

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

Perhaps it would be easier using mice?

HEY...Has anyone peed on this bit?

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

Oh, it looked much worse when I had the one big udder!

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"he's a health nut. he chews each bite thoroughly."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Hey, we have the same ringtone!'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'I was going for gold, but I'm afraid all I could manage was bronze!'

COWS: Cow Blackmail

Farmer pushes the cow down so he boings back up again.

'How are the cloning experiments of shepherds going?'

'I see the Maids have been in!'

'Yes, I did tell you to name your salary. I call mine, Tiny Tim.'

"What's that on your side Dave? Birthmark?"

The Taming of the Ewe

Santa has just left the flies a big present.'What a GUY!'

'Don't worry, with me around, you'll never be flystruck again...'

Bless you!

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

Two Pigs

Cow Wash Cycle.

"Whenever I try counting my flock I fall asleep."

Lamb coughing up wool balls

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

'What do you mean I eat like a pig? I AM a pig.'

Cow uses outside toilet