Farmer Fun Mugs

'When we were first married, he was all 'Cock-A-Doodle-Do.' Now, he's just 'Cock-A-Doodle-Don't.''

Chase me, chase me cows.

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

Moo-Magrams Exams

The Taming of the Ewe

Cow Pollen

Costume Party.

D.I.Y SUCKS!

Cow Wash Cycle.

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

'This is my mom and dad.'

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

'How are the cloning experiments of shepherds going?'

'I see the Maids have been in!'

Furtive Milking

'Big egg.'

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

Scrooge McCow