Farmer Fun Pillows

'When we were first married, he was all 'Cock-A-Doodle-Do.' Now, he's just 'Cock-A-Doodle-Don't.''

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

The Taming of the Ewe

Cow Pollen

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

D.I.Y SUCKS!

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Cow Wash Cycle.

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

'Big egg.'

You, my friend, are going to have a great Christmas party!

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'

The Ox Factor

Scrooge McCow

Furtive Milking

'I see the Maids have been in!'