Farmyard Fun Pillows

"E...I...E...I...O."

WOW! Bottom bleaching really draws the crowds in these parts!

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

"If Mary's Little Lamb can follow her to school...why can't my kid go too?"

'Big egg.'

Working from Home

'Before I give you the bill,do you suffer from heart trouble, high blood pressure,or sudden shock syndrome?'

Cow Pollen

'You're a free range chicken? -- That sounds so romantic!'

'Hit me in the head with a sledgehammer.'

Farmer Pickles Present.

"That's quite a set of cow horns you've got there."

Please Drop Litter.

"Feast your eyes on the beauty that is... Cowpieagra Falls!"

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Dedication to excellence....

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

The Taming of the Ewe

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Cow Wash Cycle.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'How are the cloning experiments of shepherds going?'

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'