Farm Fun Enthusiast Pillows

'You were right: There's a needle in this haystack...'

'...sound like bronco pneumonia.'

Surf and turf.

It's just what I've always wanted! How did you know?

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

I laughed so hard that milk came out my nose.

'Squirting water in my face...Is that all you got? Now it's my turn you little ****!'

Aaaah! I love a happy ending!

Pimp my cow.

I will find you!

You, my friend, are going to have a great Christmas party!

'Yeah, not very appetizing, is it? Just close your eyes and eat: It's not that bad...'

Water and agriculture

The Ox Factor

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Support group for sheep.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Cow's straw

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

An early space launch attempt.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Cow of BEEF

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

You complete me!

Free Range Employees.

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Where's my glove?'