Farm Enthusiast Pillows

Chickens one side - Foxes other side - Crisis Management in the middle.

'Bovine Palpation'

'I think I'll get me a hybrid.'

'If this doesn't work, I'll have to sedate her!'

There he is Doctor...puny little calf with the scours.

'I just love the way you wallow.'

'Hold steady, there girl. I need to open my bottle of cider!'

What A Moose Hears.

No, I don't have a Dad: Mum says that the Vet came to see her one day and that I was born a few months later...'

"The hours are LONG, at least 70 hours a week. . . For the paperwork, MORE if you want to do any actual FARMING!"

Happy birthday to you!

'Another acute prognosis! Dammit!'

'Llamas spit, Doctor!'

'Will someone fetch me that new dairy maid?'

Business still difficult, Tom?

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Don't tell anyone, but there's talk that there's a spy in our camp!"

'Farmer Jones, don't you ever read the labels on those hormones.'

The Big Ham.

"She thinks she's smarter than we are because she has a sheep skin."

"I'm allergic to wool. . !"

Animal Magnetism

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

"Pork signals!"

"So, did you pick up anything at the farmers' market?"

Dogs and Chickens

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

'I've hit on a plan! Since an insurance company bought the farm, let's all buy life insurance.'

'Miss Wilson , please send in the cow',

'Whenever possible I eat local.'

'We appreciate you loyalty to your clientele, Doctor,...

A Pig and his Trough.

'Someday, son, this will all be yours. ...If you can pay back the mortgage I owe on it.'

'I also provide a cockadoodle-doo wake up call service if you want when you're away from the farm...'