Farming Enthusiasts Pillows

"Gosh, now we could afford to go into farming..."

"Things are worse than we thought."

'This new experimental feed sure works wonders,Dad.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

An early space launch attempt.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Pull the udder one

'Can he come out and play?'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

300 cows in a field...grazing!

Wild Cow.

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

I've located your problem, luv!

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Dogs and Chickens