Farming Aficionados Pillows

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

My Little Farm - Foot and Mouth Outbreak.

Man sees 'Potatoes next left' sign, then car is hit by avalanche of potatoes.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

An early space launch attempt.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

Free Range Employees.

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Cow of BEEF

Pull the udder one

'Can he come out and play?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Cow and Milk

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

Police Cow!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Shuck me.'

"Do kids eat free?"

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"