Farming Aficionados Pillows

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

My Little Farm - Foot and Mouth Outbreak.

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

Man sees 'Potatoes next left' sign, then car is hit by avalanche of potatoes.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Cow Pinatas

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

An early space launch attempt.

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Cow of BEEF

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Pull the udder one

Free Range Employees.

'Can he come out and play?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Shuck me.'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"Do kids eat free?"

'The sty is falling!!'

The worm that churned!