Modern Farming Aficionados Pillows

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

An early space launch attempt.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Pull the udder one

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"Do kids eat free?"

Wild Cow.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Cow Pollen

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Money Tree

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila