Modern Farming Aficionados Pillows

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

An early space launch attempt.

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Pull the udder one

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Wild Cow.

'The sty is falling!!'

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Do kids eat free?"

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Cow yin yang spots.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

Cow Pollen

Money Tree