Modern Farming Enthusiast Pillows

Hovertrough

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Support group for sheep.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

An early space launch attempt.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

You complete me!

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

Pull the udder one

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'Where's my glove?'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

You must un-learn bowel control!

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

300 cows in a field...grazing!

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

Dogs and Chickens