Modern Farming Enthusiast Gifts

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'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

Support group for sheep.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

An early space launch attempt.

Milking the Cow.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

No, I don

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

Pull the udder one

You complete me!

'Bless You.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'Where's my glove?'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

You must un-learn bowel control!

300 cows in a field...grazing!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'This is a real barnburner.'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."