Modern Farmer Gifts

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

'Er... vicar - does the church have a position on the donation of GM vegetables for the Harvest Festival?'

Sheep barcodes.

"I'll call you back. I'm harvesting rice."

Fly surfing his A**ebook profile.

Vegetable Soup for the Soul

'I'd track the cow's production on Excel if I could turn on the computer.'

Technology and Agriculture

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Prize vegetables.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

International Women's Day.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Humans...What is their purpose?

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Cow Pinatas

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'Cow in love'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

The Rooster Comedian.