Futuristic Farmer Gifts

Where steel wool comes from.

Remote control sheepdog

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Cows of the Future!

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Niche Extracurriculars

Cow Pilot.

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

Biotechnology in agriculture

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

Dept. de Philosophie

The good news is that the 'Cow-Ray' has done minimal damge to the ship, captain!...

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

Ab Lawson's Genetic Engineering Farm

A Protractor.

"I need this grant to start my chicken farm."

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

'Er... vicar - does the church have a position on the donation of GM vegetables for the Harvest Festival?'

I lactate, therefore I am.

Learning.

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'