Intellectual Farmer Gifts

I lactate, therefore I am.

Learning.

Dept. de Philosophie

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Agricultural Psychology

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Tractor Art

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

A Protractor.

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

Where steel wool comes from.

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...

'Sure, I'm rich because I lay Golden-Eggs, but the downside is that I will never have children...'

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

"You're all on rations, due to the ironic rise in the cost of chicken feed."

Is there life after digestion?

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."