Farming Philosopher Gifts

Farming philosophers blend rural wisdom with deep reflection, making them unique thinkers. Our collection of humorous and inspiring products captures this charming intersection, perfect for anyone who appreciates a dose of humor and insight in their lifestyle. Whether for a gardening enthusiast with a philosophical streak or a lover of farm life who enjoys pondering life's big questions, these gifts stir both the mind and the soul.

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"If push comes to shove, I bet you could do some damage with the plowshare."

"If push comes to shove, I bet you could do some damage with the plowshare." mockup

"If push comes to shove, I bet you could do some damage with the plowshare."

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'Do you realise that every time I turn my head to talk to you it stimulates Qi flow along the small intestine, triple heater, stomach, spleen, gall bladder and liver meridians?'

'Do you realise that every time I turn my head to talk to you it stimulates Qi flow along the small intestine, triple heater, stomach, spleen, gall bladder and liver meridians?'

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It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked? mockup

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

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Future for US farmers...

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Farmers Fortune: "You should have about the same success as last year."

Farmers Fortune: "You should have about the same success as last year." mockup

Farmers Fortune: "You should have about the same success as last year."

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Speculators and Food Production

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'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!' mockup

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

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Is there life after digestion?

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Bureaucracy in Food Production

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"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?" mockup

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

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"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay." mockup

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

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Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction. mockup

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

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"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?" mockup

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

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Agricultural Psychology

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'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?' mockup

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

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'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...' mockup

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

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The Last Days of a Hydrangea

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"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..." mockup

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

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It MUST be Valentines Day!

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Saguaro Cacti.

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Grass: We lost some good men today! mockup

Grass: We lost some good men today!

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'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.' mockup

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

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Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'. mockup

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

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'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.' mockup

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

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Stop and Smell the Roses

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Dept. de Philosophie

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The ethics professor weeding his garden.

The ethics professor weeding his garden. mockup

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

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"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?" mockup

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

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Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?' mockup

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

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"I've never trusted cows."

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"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo." mockup

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

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'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!' mockup

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

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Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!' mockup

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

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I lactate, therefore I am.

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"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in." mockup

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

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Farming Philosopher Gifts Collection

Farming Philosopher Mugs

Discover more witty and thoughtful gifts for farming philosophers on our mugs collection—elevate their coffee break with humor.

Farming Philosopher Pillows

Find cozy pillows featuring farming philosopher humor and wisdom—bring rural reflection into your living space.

Farming Philosopher Prints

Browse our art prints that celebrate the farming philosopher—perfect for inspiring a thoughtful and rustic atmosphere.

Farming Philosopher T-Shirts

Explore our T-shirts designed for farming philosophers—blend rural charm with clever sayings on comfortable, stylish shirts.