Farming Philosophy Buff Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for a farming philosophy enthusiast? Our collection combines clever insights with a humorous twist, perfect for those who appreciate the deeper meaning of rural life and sustainable farming. Find something truly special that captures their love of agriculture and philosophical musings.

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'Classes of Farmer and how they differ' mockup

'Classes of Farmer and how they differ'

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"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..." mockup

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

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Agricultural Psychology

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'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?' mockup

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

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'He's the best bull I've ever had.' mockup

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

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'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.' mockup

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

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No bottle feeding.

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It MUST be Valentines Day!

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Dept. de Philosophie

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Facebook in Crisis

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"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo." mockup

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

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Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!' mockup

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

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'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!' mockup

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

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Learning.

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'The working conditions here are good but their retirement plan needs some improvement.'

'The working conditions here are good but their retirement plan needs some improvement.' mockup

'The working conditions here are good but their retirement plan needs some improvement.'

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I lactate, therefore I am.

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Heaven's Cattlegrid.

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Wordplay: Fertilizer.

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'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.' mockup

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

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I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets. mockup

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

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I see Jerry's had a heart attack! mockup

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

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'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!' mockup

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

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'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...' mockup

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

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Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror... mockup

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...

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It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked? mockup

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

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This one needs re-booting!

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'Sure, I'm rich because I lay Golden-Eggs, but the downside is that I will never have children...'

'Sure, I'm rich because I lay Golden-Eggs, but the downside is that I will never have children...' mockup

'Sure, I'm rich because I lay Golden-Eggs, but the downside is that I will never have children...'

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Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn. mockup

Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn.

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"Just between us, I came first, but I shredded the evidence."

"Just between us, I came first, but I shredded the evidence." mockup

"Just between us, I came first, but I shredded the evidence."

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Is there life after digestion?

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'I'm told they even eat our arthritic knuckles.'

'I'm told they even eat our arthritic knuckles.' mockup

'I'm told they even eat our arthritic knuckles.'

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Speculators and Food Production

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"I'm scared stiff of missing a morning call and finishing up in a pot like my dad..."

"I'm scared stiff of missing a morning call and finishing up in a pot like my dad..." mockup

"I'm scared stiff of missing a morning call and finishing up in a pot like my dad..."

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Farming Philosophy Buff Gifts Collection

Farming Philosophy Buff Mugs

Discover our collection of mugs featuring jokes, quotes, and insights perfect for farming philosophy enthusiasts.

Farming Philosophy Buff Pillows

Check out pillows with witty and thoughtful designs for those passionate about farming and rural philosophy.

Farming Philosophy Buff Prints

Explore art prints that celebrate rural wisdom and sustainable farming—ideal for decorating a thoughtful space.

Farming Philosophy Buff T-Shirts

Browse our range of t-shirts that showcase humor and wisdom inspired by rural and farming philosophies.