Farmland Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who sees life through the lens of farmland philosophy? Our unique selection captures rural wisdom with a witty, creative twist—ideal for fans of rustic insight and clever humor. Whether they’re a seasoned farmer or simply inspired by country living, these gifts blend humor, thoughtfulness, and a touch of pastoral charm that will resonate with any farmland philosopher.

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'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!' mockup

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

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'What's your take on this new farm program legislation? -- I've never been on a farm.'

'What's your take on this new farm program legislation? -- I've never been on a farm.' mockup

'What's your take on this new farm program legislation? -- I've never been on a farm.'

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'Locusts?'

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"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?" mockup

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

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"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay." mockup

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

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Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction. mockup

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

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"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?" mockup

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

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'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?' mockup

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

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'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...' mockup

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

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The Last Days of a Hydrangea

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It MUST be Valentines Day!

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'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.' mockup

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

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Grass: We lost some good men today! mockup

Grass: We lost some good men today!

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"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..." mockup

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

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Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'. mockup

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

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"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!" mockup

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

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'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.' mockup

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

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Dept. de Philosophie

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"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?" mockup

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

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Stop and Smell the Roses

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"I've never trusted cows."

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"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo." mockup

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

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Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!' mockup

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

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'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.' mockup

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

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Learning.

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I lactate, therefore I am.

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I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets. mockup

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

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"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in." mockup

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

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'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.' mockup

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

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'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!' mockup

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

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Heaven's Cattlegrid.

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'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...' mockup

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

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I see Jerry's had a heart attack! mockup

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

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'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?'

'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?' mockup

'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?'

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Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror... mockup

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...

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Farmland Philosopher Gifts Collection

Farmland Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of farmland philosopher mugs, perfect for adding rural wit to morning coffee or tea. Find a design that speaks to their love of country wisdom.

Farmland Philosopher Pillows

Bring rural humor into their home with our farmland philosopher pillows—adorable, witty, and perfect for adding a touch of country charm to any space.

Farmland Philosopher Prints

Decorate with farmyard wisdom using our farmland philosopher prints. These unique art pieces are perfect for country enthusiasts who love a good laugh and a touch of rural philosophy.

Farmland Philosopher T-Shirts

Looking for a humorous gift? Our farmland philosopher t-shirts combine clever sayings and rustic charm—great for anyone who loves farm life and witty apparel.