Countryside Philosopher Gifts

"About a year ago, we stopped heating with wood. I think that's when we began to realize we didn't really have much in common."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Walkers

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Winter Weather.

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

The Boys of Indian Summer

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Tree Squirrel

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Just in time

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

The Farmer Sutra.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

Car Journey.

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!