Rural Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for your rural philosopher friend or family member? Our curated selection captures their reflective, creative spirit with witty, heartfelt items perfect for cozy afternoons or inspiring spaces. These gifts are ideal for those who ponder life’s big questions while enjoying simple, rural pleasures. Whether they’re writers, thinkers, or lovers of rural tranquility, our products bring a touch of humor and wisdom to their daily routine.

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2010 fortune teller.

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"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?" mockup

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

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Thinker ponders milking stool.

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"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in." mockup

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

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"Remember, Jackson, them revenuers don't figure us to be pragmatists."

"Remember, Jackson, them revenuers don't figure us to be pragmatists." mockup

"Remember, Jackson, them revenuers don't figure us to be pragmatists."

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'You lifted your head.'

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Farm Humor.

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"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty" mockup

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

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"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?" mockup

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

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"Do you think the birds like me?" mockup

"Do you think the birds like me?"

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'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?' mockup

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

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"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road." mockup

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

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"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau." mockup

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

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'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.' mockup

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

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The Boys of Indian Summer

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"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene." mockup

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

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"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep." mockup

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

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''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.' mockup

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

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Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow! mockup

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

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Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible. mockup

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

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How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm? mockup

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

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"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!" mockup

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

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It MUST be Valentines Day!

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The Farmer Sutra.

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'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!' mockup

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

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'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.' mockup

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

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Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop! mockup

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

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Last Reception for 200 Miles.

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"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out." mockup

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

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I've been doing sit-ups!

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I see you've caught my honey robber.' mockup

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

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'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...' mockup

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

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"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it." mockup

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

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Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.' mockup

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

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'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson. mockup

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

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Rural Philosopher Gifts Collection

Rural Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for rural philosophers—perfect for inspiring mornings, thoughtful reflections, and a dash of humor.

Rural Philosopher Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that bring rural philosophical humor into their living space—ideal for relaxation and inspiration.

Rural Philosopher Prints

Browse inspiring prints for rural philosophers—art that sparks contemplation and adds humor to their decor.

Rural Philosopher T-Shirts

Find witty and thoughtful t-shirts for rural philosophers who love to wear their wisdom and humor with pride.