Rural Philosopher Mugs

2010 fortune teller.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Thinker ponders milking stool.

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

"Remember, Jackson, them revenuers don't figure us to be pragmatists."

'You lifted your head.'

Farm Humor.

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

The Boys of Indian Summer

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

It MUST be Valentines Day!

The Farmer Sutra.

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

I've been doing sit-ups!

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.