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2010 fortune teller.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Thinker ponders milking stool.

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

"Remember, Jackson, them revenuers don't figure us to be pragmatists."

'You lifted your head.'

Farm Humor.

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Twitter that!

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

The Boys of Indian Summer

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

It MUST be Valentines Day!

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

The Farmer Sutra.

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

I've been doing sit-ups!

Bungee sodbustin'

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

I see you've caught my honey robber.'