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"About a year ago, we stopped heating with wood. I think that's when we began to realize we didn't really have much in common."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Walkers

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Winter Weather.

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

The Boys of Indian Summer

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Tree Squirrel

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

Just in time

Car Journey.

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

The Farmer Sutra.

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'