Farm Philosopher T-Shirts

Dress your farm philosopher in T-shirts that blend rural wit with clever insights, making a fun and meaningful statement whenever they step out the door.

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I lactate, therefore I am.

I lactate, therefore I am. mockup

I lactate, therefore I am. mockup

I lactate, therefore I am. mockup

I lactate, therefore I am. mockup

I lactate, therefore I am.

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'As long as you're looking, let me know when the sign is right for getting paid.'

'As long as you're looking, let me know when the sign is right for getting paid.' mockup

'As long as you're looking, let me know when the sign is right for getting paid.' mockup

'As long as you're looking, let me know when the sign is right for getting paid.' mockup

'As long as you're looking, let me know when the sign is right for getting paid.' mockup

'As long as you're looking, let me know when the sign is right for getting paid.'

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"No wonder we never achieve anything. All we ever do is ruminate!"

"No wonder we never achieve anything. All we ever do is ruminate!" mockup

"No wonder we never achieve anything. All we ever do is ruminate!" mockup

"No wonder we never achieve anything. All we ever do is ruminate!" mockup

"No wonder we never achieve anything. All we ever do is ruminate!" mockup

"No wonder we never achieve anything. All we ever do is ruminate!"

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"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?" mockup

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?" mockup

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?" mockup

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?" mockup

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

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"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay." mockup

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay." mockup

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay." mockup

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay." mockup

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

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Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction. mockup

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction. mockup

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction. mockup

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction. mockup

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

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"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?" mockup

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?" mockup

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?" mockup

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?" mockup

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

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'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?' mockup

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?' mockup

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?' mockup

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?' mockup

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

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'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...' mockup

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...' mockup

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...' mockup

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...' mockup

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

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The Last Days of a Hydrangea

The Last Days of a Hydrangea mockup

The Last Days of a Hydrangea mockup

The Last Days of a Hydrangea mockup

The Last Days of a Hydrangea mockup

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

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'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.' mockup

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.' mockup

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.' mockup

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.' mockup

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

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It MUST be Valentines Day!

It MUST be Valentines Day! mockup

It MUST be Valentines Day! mockup

It MUST be Valentines Day! mockup

It MUST be Valentines Day! mockup

It MUST be Valentines Day!

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Grass: We lost some good men today!

Grass: We lost some good men today! mockup

Grass: We lost some good men today! mockup

Grass: We lost some good men today! mockup

Grass: We lost some good men today! mockup

Grass: We lost some good men today!

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Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'. mockup

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'. mockup

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'. mockup

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'. mockup

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

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"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!" mockup

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!" mockup

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!" mockup

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!" mockup

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

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'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.' mockup

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.' mockup

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.' mockup

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.' mockup

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

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"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it." mockup

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it." mockup

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it." mockup

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it." mockup

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

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Dept. de Philosophie

Dept. de Philosophie mockup

Dept. de Philosophie mockup

Dept. de Philosophie mockup

Dept. de Philosophie mockup

Dept. de Philosophie

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Stop and Smell the Roses

Stop and Smell the Roses mockup

Stop and Smell the Roses mockup

Stop and Smell the Roses mockup

Stop and Smell the Roses mockup

Stop and Smell the Roses

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'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson. mockup

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson. mockup

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson. mockup

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson. mockup

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

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"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?" mockup

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?" mockup

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?" mockup

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?" mockup

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

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"I've never trusted cows."

"I've never trusted cows." mockup

"I've never trusted cows." mockup

"I've never trusted cows." mockup

"I've never trusted cows." mockup

"I've never trusted cows."

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"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo." mockup

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo." mockup

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo." mockup

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo." mockup

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

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'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!' mockup

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!' mockup

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!' mockup

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!' mockup

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

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'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.' mockup

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.' mockup

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.' mockup

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.' mockup

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

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Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!' mockup

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!' mockup

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!' mockup

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!' mockup

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

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I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets. mockup

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets. mockup

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets. mockup

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets. mockup

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

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Heaven's Cattlegrid.

Heaven's Cattlegrid. mockup

Heaven's Cattlegrid. mockup

Heaven's Cattlegrid. mockup

Heaven's Cattlegrid. mockup

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

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Learning. mockup

Learning. mockup

Learning. mockup

Learning. mockup

Learning.

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"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in." mockup

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in." mockup

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in." mockup

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in." mockup

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

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'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.' mockup

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.' mockup

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.' mockup

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.' mockup

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

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'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!' mockup

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!' mockup

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!' mockup

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!' mockup

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

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'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...' mockup

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...' mockup

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...' mockup

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...' mockup

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

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I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

I see Jerry's had a heart attack! mockup

I see Jerry's had a heart attack! mockup

I see Jerry's had a heart attack! mockup

I see Jerry's had a heart attack! mockup

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

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'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?'

'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?' mockup

'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?' mockup

'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?' mockup

'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?' mockup

'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?'

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Farm Philosopher T-Shirts Collection

Farm Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring the charming wisdom of farm philosophers—perfect for their daily coffee or tea moments.

Farm Philosopher Pillows

Snuggle up with pillows that celebrate rural wisdom and humor—an ideal accent for any cozy corner.

Farm Philosopher Prints

Decorate with prints that highlight the clever insights of farm thinkers—perfect for adding rural charm to any room.