Farm Life Philosopher T-Shirts

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

We only follow one star round here, buddy!

"I'm scared stiff of missing a morning call and finishing up in a pot like my dad..."

"I realize now that everything in my life has led up to this moment."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Dedication to excellence....

"Static cling."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

Cheesie Rider

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

Dogs and Chickens

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Fresh off the Farm.

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'