Farm Life Philosopher Pillows

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

We only follow one star round here, buddy!

"I'm scared stiff of missing a morning call and finishing up in a pot like my dad..."

"I realize now that everything in my life has led up to this moment."

Cow Pinatas

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Dedication to excellence....

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Static cling."

Cheesie Rider

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Twitter that!

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

"Can you keep a secret?"

Moo-Magrams Exams

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

Fresh off the Farm.

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

Dogs and Chickens

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'