Philosopher Of The Farm Pillows

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Agricultural Psychology

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Grass: We lost some good men today!

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

Dept. de Philosophie

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

Stop and Smell the Roses

"I've never trusted cows."

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

I lactate, therefore I am.

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

Learning.

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?'