Philosophical Farmer Pillows

Add a touch of rural wisdom to their home with a pillow that features a philosophical farmer—ideal for cozying up after a day tending the land, with a witty or inspiring message.

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"I bray, therefore I am."

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"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?" mockup

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

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'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.' mockup

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

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Agricultural Psychology

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'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?' mockup

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

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Vaccinating Scarecrow

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It MUST be Valentines Day!

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The Farmer Sutra.

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'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.' mockup

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

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'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.' mockup

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

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'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.' mockup

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

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Dept. de Philosophie

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"I've never trusted cows."

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"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo." mockup

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

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'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!' mockup

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

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'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.' mockup

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

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Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!' mockup

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

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I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets. mockup

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

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Learning.

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I lactate, therefore I am.

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'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!' mockup

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

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Heaven's Cattlegrid.

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'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.' mockup

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

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'The working conditions here are good but their retirement plan needs some improvement.'

'The working conditions here are good but their retirement plan needs some improvement.' mockup

'The working conditions here are good but their retirement plan needs some improvement.'

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I see Jerry's had a heart attack! mockup

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

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'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke' mockup

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

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'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...' mockup

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

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"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in." mockup

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

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Where steel wool comes from.

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Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror... mockup

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...

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It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked? mockup

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

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Thinker ponders milking stool.

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'Sure, I'm rich because I lay Golden-Eggs, but the downside is that I will never have children...'

'Sure, I'm rich because I lay Golden-Eggs, but the downside is that I will never have children...' mockup

'Sure, I'm rich because I lay Golden-Eggs, but the downside is that I will never have children...'

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Philosophical Farmer Pillows Collection

Philosophical Farmer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring the philosophical farmer—ideal for starting conversations and adding personality to any kitchen.

Philosophical Farmer Prints

Decorate with prints that blend rural life and philosophical musings, inspiring contemplation and a touch of humor in any space.

Philosophical Farmer T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts that celebrate the thoughtful farmer—great for farm visits, casual days, or making a statement about rural wisdom.