Philosophical Farmer Gifts

"I bray, therefore I am."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Agricultural Psychology

The Farmer Sutra.

It MUST be Valentines Day!

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

Vaccinating Scarecrow

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Dept. de Philosophie

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

"I've never trusted cows."

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

I lactate, therefore I am.

The Hen Commandments.

Learning.

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

'The working conditions here are good but their retirement plan needs some improvement.'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

Where steel wool comes from.

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...

'Sure, I'm rich because I lay Golden-Eggs, but the downside is that I will never have children...'

Thinker ponders milking stool.