Farmers Turned Philosophers Gifts

"I feel peculiar about having wings. In life, I was a chicken farmer."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

The Boys of Indian Summer

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Dept. de Philosophie

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"I've never trusted cows."

"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

Learning.

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

I lactate, therefore I am.

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

The Hen Commandments.

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

Nursery - Products That Help Things Grow... Products That Kill Things.

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

'Sure, I'm rich because I lay Golden-Eggs, but the downside is that I will never have children...'