Farmers Turned Philosophers Pillows

"I feel peculiar about having wings. In life, I was a chicken farmer."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

The Boys of Indian Summer

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Grass: We lost some good men today!

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

Dept. de Philosophie

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"I've never trusted cows."

"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

Learning.

Nursery - Products That Help Things Grow... Products That Kill Things.

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

I lactate, therefore I am.

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...

'Sure, I'm rich because I lay Golden-Eggs, but the downside is that I will never have children...'

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

Thinker ponders milking stool.