Agricultural Philosopher Gifts

'First convince me it's not a GM crop.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

A Tumble Cow

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"You're famous, Angus."

Who knew grass migrates?

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

An English Gold Field

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Farmer Christmas.

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'It's not good enough that you are my yes persons, I want you imprinted on me!'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.