Agricultural Philosopher Gifts

'First convince me it's not a GM crop.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

A Tumble Cow

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Who knew grass migrates?

"You're famous, Angus."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"Relax. They're just crows."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

Farmer Christmas.

An English Gold Field

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Naughty grass, go to sleep! It's pasture bed time!

'It's not good enough that you are my yes persons, I want you imprinted on me!'