Farming Philosophy Buff Pillows

'Classes of Farmer and how they differ'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Agricultural Psychology

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

No bottle feeding.

Facebook in Crisis

Dept. de Philosophie

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

Learning.

'The working conditions here are good but their retirement plan needs some improvement.'

Wordplay: Fertilizer.

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

I lactate, therefore I am.

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

'Sure, I'm rich because I lay Golden-Eggs, but the downside is that I will never have children...'

This one needs re-booting!

'I'm told they even eat our arthritic knuckles.'

Is there life after digestion?

Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn.

We only follow one star round here, buddy!

"I'm scared stiff of missing a morning call and finishing up in a pot like my dad..."

'Locusts?'