Small-town Philosopher T-Shirts

Express their thoughtful side with our small-town philosopher t-shirts, featuring witty quotes and charming graphics that celebrate curiosity and the love of idea-sharing in a cozy, wearable form.

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"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."

"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing." mockup

"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."

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'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.' mockup

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

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He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range. mockup

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

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No Immediate Danger

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"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?" mockup

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

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"The end of my favorite series is near."

"The end of my favorite series is near." mockup

"The end of my favorite series is near."

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"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out." mockup

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

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'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'I love this street...it's so real man...' mockup

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

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Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning mockup

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

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'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?' mockup

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

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"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view." mockup

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

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Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

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"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog." mockup

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

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"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there." mockup

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

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"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure." mockup

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

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The Boys of Indian Summer

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"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!" mockup

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

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"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed." mockup

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

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From Here You Can See Bugger All

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How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach. mockup

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

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"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?" mockup

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

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One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language mockup

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

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"It's like a tiny house, but bigger." mockup

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

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"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem." mockup

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

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Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg! mockup

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

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Amongst the rush.

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Chicken: the one-man show

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"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers." mockup

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

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"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays." mockup

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

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"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours." mockup

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

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"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do." mockup

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

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'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.' mockup

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

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Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me! mockup

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

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"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it." mockup

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

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'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.' mockup

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

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Small-town Philosopher T-Shirts Collection

Small-town Philosopher Mugs

Explore more enriching designs with our small-town philosopher mugs—perfect for daily reflections and inspiring moments over coffee.

Small-town Philosopher Pillows

Bring contemplative comfort into their home with pillows featuring witty and thoughtful designs, perfect for any small-town philosopher’s cozy spaces.

Small-town Philosopher Prints

Decorate their space with inspiring art prints that capture the charm and curiosity of small-town philosophy—thoughtful gifts for any reflective soul.