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"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

No Immediate Danger

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

The Boys of Indian Summer

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

From Here You Can See Bugger All

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Amongst the rush.

Chicken: the one-man show

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.