Farmland Philosopher Prints

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

'What's your take on this new farm program legislation? -- I've never been on a farm.'

'Locusts?'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Grass: We lost some good men today!

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

It MUST be Valentines Day!

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Stop and Smell the Roses

Dept. de Philosophie

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"I've never trusted cows."

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

Learning.

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

I lactate, therefore I am.

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'