Creative Farmer Gifts

Jimmy decided to work in a more creative field.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Agricultural Psychology

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Hybrid animals.

Dept. de Philosophie

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

Tractor Art

A Protractor.

Young MacDonald

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

Farmer using a photo editing program

Learning.

I lactate, therefore I am.

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Where steel wool comes from.

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

Scarecrow Painting

'This is ironic, our content farm is producing fertilizer.'

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

"Guess what, I've invented a new plow." "Ground breaking!"

Yup, I like these self-driving cattle. Google.

Bar Code Harvester

Remote control sheepdog

"These Genetically Modified crops are really working for me now,George..."