Innovative Farmers Gifts

A Protractor.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"She wishes to range free!"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"He's a quick learner."

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Dept. de Philosophie

Old MacDonald had a startup.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

I lactate, therefore I am.

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

Farmer using a photo editing program

You just plant the seed, water it, and when it grows, you eat it --- I call it "agribusiness."

Learning.

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Where steel wool comes from.

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

This one needs re-booting!

'Yep!.... My truck runs completely on methane now!'

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

Modern Shepherding

'I'm the one who has to find them, so I embedded the locator chip in their wool!'

Yup, I like these self-driving cattle. Google.