Farm Innovators Gifts

"He's a quick learner."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"We're making progress."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Dept. de Philosophie

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Old MacDonald had a startup.

A Protractor.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Farmer using a photo editing program

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

Learning.

You just plant the seed, water it, and when it grows, you eat it --- I call it "agribusiness."

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

I lactate, therefore I am.

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

This one needs re-booting!

It's a little known fact that Einstein quit science and went into the cattle business.

'Yep!.... My truck runs completely on methane now!'

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'