Agricultural Innovator Gifts

'This is gonna sound crazy, but I've got an idea.'

"Don't get me wrong I think these new GPS systems will revolutionise ploughing."

'Smart move Jack! Any suggestions on how we harvest the beans?'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

GMOs: The Next Generation

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Cow Pilot.

You will always find a spot to garden

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Some genetically engineered pig

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

"He's a quick learner."

The Rural Bidet...

"We're making progress."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Dept. de Philosophie

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

A Protractor.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Learning.

You just plant the seed, water it, and when it grows, you eat it --- I call it "agribusiness."

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

I lactate, therefore I am.

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

It's a little known fact that Einstein quit science and went into the cattle business.