Farm Innovator Gifts

'Those aren't locusts, Roy. They're delivery drones.'

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

"I'm trying to cross a cow with a mule. For milk with a kick to it."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"He's a quick learner."

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"We're making progress."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Dept. de Philosophie

Old MacDonald had a startup.

A Protractor.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

You just plant the seed, water it, and when it grows, you eat it --- I call it "agribusiness."

I lactate, therefore I am.

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Farmer using a photo editing program

Learning.

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

It's a little known fact that Einstein quit science and went into the cattle business.

This one needs re-booting!

'Why don't you try to think outside of the trough once in a while?'

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'