Farm Innovator Mugs

'Those aren't locusts, Roy. They're delivery drones.'

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

"I'm trying to cross a cow with a mule. For milk with a kick to it."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

"He's a quick learner."

"We're making progress."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Dept. de Philosophie

Old MacDonald had a startup.

A Protractor.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

I lactate, therefore I am.

Learning.

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

Farmer using a photo editing program

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

This one needs re-booting!

'Why don't you try to think outside of the trough once in a while?'

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

Modern Shepherding

'Yep!.... My truck runs completely on methane now!'

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'