Innovative Farmers Mugs

A Protractor.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"She wishes to range free!"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"He's a quick learner."

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Dept. de Philosophie

Old MacDonald had a startup.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

Learning.

Farmer using a photo editing program

I lactate, therefore I am.

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

Where steel wool comes from.

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

This one needs re-booting!

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

'Yep!.... My truck runs completely on methane now!'

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

Modern Shepherding

'I'm the one who has to find them, so I embedded the locator chip in their wool!'

Remote control sheepdog