Innovative Farmer Mugs

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

"He's a quick learner."

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Tractor Art

Dept. de Philosophie

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Old MacDonald had a startup.

A Protractor.

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

I lactate, therefore I am.

You just plant the seed, water it, and when it grows, you eat it --- I call it "agribusiness."

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

Learning.

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Farmer using a photo editing program

Where steel wool comes from.

This one needs re-booting!

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

"Guess what, I've invented a new plow." "Ground breaking!"

Scarecrow Painting

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

Modern Shepherding

Yup, I like these self-driving cattle. Google.

Remote control sheepdog

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'