Innovative Farmer T-Shirts

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"He's a quick learner."

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

Dept. de Philosophie

Tractor Art

Old MacDonald had a startup.

A Protractor.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

Farmer using a photo editing program

I lactate, therefore I am.

Learning.

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Where steel wool comes from.

This one needs re-booting!

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

Scarecrow Painting

"Guess what, I've invented a new plow." "Ground breaking!"

Modern Shepherding

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

Remote control sheepdog

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

Milk Machine