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I lactate, therefore I am.

Learning.

Dept. de Philosophie

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Agricultural Psychology

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Tractor Art

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

A Protractor.

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

Where steel wool comes from.

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...

'Sure, I'm rich because I lay Golden-Eggs, but the downside is that I will never have children...'

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

'What's your take on this new farm program legislation? -- I've never been on a farm.'

Speculators and Food Production

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'