Intellectual Farmer Pillows

Add a touch of wit and wisdom to their home or barn with pillows that showcase the clever side of farming and thinking. Comfort meets intellect.

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I lactate, therefore I am.

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Learning.

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Dept. de Philosophie

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"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it." mockup

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

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'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.' mockup

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

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Agricultural Psychology

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'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?' mockup

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

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The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation. mockup

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

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'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.' mockup

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

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"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..." mockup

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

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'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.' mockup

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

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It MUST be Valentines Day!

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Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door mockup

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

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Tractor Art

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'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.' mockup

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

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A Protractor.

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'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!' mockup

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

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Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!' mockup

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

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'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.' mockup

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

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'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.' mockup

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

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I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets. mockup

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

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I see Jerry's had a heart attack! mockup

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

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Heaven's Cattlegrid.

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'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...' mockup

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

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'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke' mockup

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

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'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!' mockup

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

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Where steel wool comes from.

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Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror... mockup

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...

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'Sure, I'm rich because I lay Golden-Eggs, but the downside is that I will never have children...'

'Sure, I'm rich because I lay Golden-Eggs, but the downside is that I will never have children...' mockup

'Sure, I'm rich because I lay Golden-Eggs, but the downside is that I will never have children...'

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It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked? mockup

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

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'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.' mockup

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

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'What's your take on this new farm program legislation? -- I've never been on a farm.'

'What's your take on this new farm program legislation? -- I've never been on a farm.' mockup

'What's your take on this new farm program legislation? -- I've never been on a farm.'

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Speculators and Food Production

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"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

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'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.' mockup

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

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Intellectual Farmer Pillows Collection

Intellectual Farmer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that honor the clever and creative farmer with witty, farm-inspired designs to brighten every morning.

Intellectual Farmer Prints

Browse our artistic prints that showcase the inventive spirit of the intellectual farmer, perfect for enlivening any space.

Intellectual Farmer T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate the unique blend of farm life and intellectual curiosity. Wear your wit and wisdom proudly with our fun designs.