Farming Innovator Pillows

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"He's a quick learner."

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Dept. de Philosophie

Old MacDonald had a startup.

A Protractor.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

I lactate, therefore I am.

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Farmer using a photo editing program

Learning.

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Where steel wool comes from.

This one needs re-booting!

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

Modern Shepherding

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

'Yep!.... My truck runs completely on methane now!'

"I'm taking out two acres of pecan trees and putting in a fifteen-thousand-square-foot colonic-irrigation facility."

"Guess what, I've invented a new plow." "Ground breaking!"

Remote control sheepdog