Farming Innovation Lover Pillows

Milking the Cow

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

"He's a quick learner."

Farmer's credit.

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

Dept. de Philosophie

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

"No need to be embarrassed. Eventually we all need a lanolin supplement."

Old MacDonald had a startup.

A Protractor.

'Of course the Smiths have more than we do. His wife works.'

"Grandpa, if I ever decide to get involved in farming, it will be strictly as a commodities broker."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

Learning.

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

I lactate, therefore I am.

Farmer using a photo editing program

You just plant the seed, water it, and when it grows, you eat it --- I call it "agribusiness."

"My platform can be summarized in a single word: Leadership!"

'It worked! Dressing the scarecrow like a lawyer has scared everybody away!'

"Genetically modified crops are more resilient against climate change."

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

Bird seed.