Farm Tech Lover Pillows

Free Range Wifi.

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Old MacDonald had a startup.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Farmer using a photo editing program

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

'Yes,we do have a small tractor that you don't have to pay a big-tractor price for.'

"Genetically modified crops are more resilient against climate change."

This one needs re-booting!

Modern Shepherding

"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

Milk Machine

I'm texting!

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

'I'm not sure why, but you sound muffled.'

Farm wife rings her husband rather than calling out to him to let him know that dinner is ready.

'I'd track the cow's production on Excel if I could turn on the computer.'

"And, who is this Alice Chalmers that you've started spending money on?"

"Let's skip the whistling. Just mail me on www.comeby.co.uk."

I'm still downloading...

"I never search my health symptoms anymore. It always seems to lead to barbecue."

Selfie With A Scarecrow

"You're hogging all the bandwidth."

'. . . download the top bales, then upload them into the barn...got it?'

Sales of Farm Equipment

'I just thought if I got away from the barn, I could have some privacy.'

Old MacDonald's farm. Checking E-I-E-I-O mail.