Tech-savvy Farm Lovers Pillows

"They found Charlotte's web site."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

Old MacDonald had a startup.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

Farmer using a photo editing program

Well...That's what happens when you text and graze!

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

"Where's Timmy Turkey? He's missing out on a splendid Christmas feast!"

This one needs re-booting!

Static Sheep

We're not leaving this spacestation until I found out who blocked the toilets!

A chicken blows a bubble

Modern Shepherding

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

Milk Machine

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

I'm texting!

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

Farm wife rings her husband rather than calling out to him to let him know that dinner is ready.

Ringing horn

'I'm not sure why, but you sound muffled.'

"I never search my health symptoms anymore. It always seems to lead to barbecue."

I'm still downloading...

"Let's skip the whistling. Just mail me on www.comeby.co.uk."

Selfie With A Scarecrow

'I just thought if I got away from the barn, I could have some privacy.'