Tech-savvy Farm Lovers Pillows

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

Old MacDonald had a startup.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

Farmer using a photo editing program

Well...That's what happens when you text and graze!

"Where's Timmy Turkey? He's missing out on a splendid Christmas feast!"

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

This one needs re-booting!

We're not leaving this spacestation until I found out who blocked the toilets!

Static Sheep

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

Modern Shepherding

A chicken blows a bubble

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

Milk Machine

I'm texting!

'I'm not sure why, but you sound muffled.'

Farm wife rings her husband rather than calling out to him to let him know that dinner is ready.

Ringing horn

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

"I never search my health symptoms anymore. It always seems to lead to barbecue."

"Let's skip the whistling. Just mail me on www.comeby.co.uk."

I'm still downloading...

'I just thought if I got away from the barn, I could have some privacy.'

Selfie With A Scarecrow

"Don't worry, with a hearing-aid, you'll be able to hear the farmer's whistles and shouts again..."